Tag: Ulesorin the Green
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Ask the Wizard – In Defense of Sodden Damsels (Brexit Edition)
Hail and well met, fellow adventurers. Ulesorin the Green returns to you once more with a bounty of wit, a carafe of aged wisdom and a ... -
Ask the Wizard – Kult Kid
From mountaintop high to dungeon deep, my name echoes forth across these blighted lands. Hissed from betwixt the pointed teeth of my foes and sung by ... -
Ask the Wizard – Cull the Chris Mass
Hearken ye fools, knaves and wanderers upon these lightning-bound shores, for I have returned to thee once more with wisdom without measure and a rash that ... -
Ask the Wizard – The Frogman Brief
For creatures that live such pitifully short lives, isn’t it a wonder that the hours and days between my missives stretch like strange aeons? By my ... -
Ask the Wizard – Tooth or Dare
Hail and well met, you pitiful mayflies. ‘Tis I returned to you once more: The highlight of your pointless lives. The joy of your reading screens. ... -
Ask the Wizard – Ulesorin Eternal
Each turning of your moon I return with the crushing inevitability of the tides to bring you succour from that which ails you. Come one and ... -
Ask the Wizard – Dragon Daddy
Come gather around, people, wherever you roam, press your faces to the glowing rectangle which whispers the secrets of all gathered knowledge into your brain through ... -
Ask the Wizard – Someone Needs a Kvothe Drop
Ulesorin the Green speaks. Hearken to his words. Each erudite sentence has been hard won, dredged from the endless morass of a dozen lifetimes of experience. ...
