Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – The Goldfish Problem
Hearken now to a wizard, reunited with his lover, the legions of his scaly children and the colour yellow that was once forcibly extracted from his ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Dungeon Time
The evil has been defeated. A battle the likes of which none shall see in their lifetime. Displays of magic that could strip the sanity from ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Has Bean
Hearken to my words mortals, for they may be my last. The time has finally come for me to confront the great evil of our time. ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Chew It Over
From mountain smote, through the foothills, the wilds and wastes have I travelled. All that I had is left behind, all that was unnecessary, all that ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: A Familiar Question
Look, mere mortals, upon the disaster laid before you. The blighted land where some higher power has reached from the heavens and flicked all of my ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – On-The-Job Training
A cold wind blows through my tower, rattling the grand cobwebs that the giant spiders have constructed and scattering the ashes of my animated furniture further ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Longbeard Wisdom
Ulesorin speaks and men tremble. From beneath my whiskers springs forth the wisdom of ages. I write to you now from the tallest tower on the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Shave Yourself the Trouble
From atop my tower amidst the windswept peaks, I write these words with age-crabbed hands. The knowledge of the ages had been bound within my skull. ... -
Ask the Wizard: Call to Adventure
There is nothing that cannot be bent to the sorcerous will of a great wizard. Not men, not monsters, and not the World-Storm. Through the turning ... -
Ask the Wizard – Crispy Tail
Gaze upon my wisdom and despair, mere mortals, for never shall you see its like again! Think you that you can match ...
