Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – How To Make Pets And Influence People
Greetings to you, beleaguered mortals. Ulesorin has once more returned to aid you in your struggles against the pitiful things that your kind consider to be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Goblin Rage in the Nightmare Realm
Greetings one and all, Ulesorin here, your most favourite wizard. If you consider that I’m the only wizard that has ever deigned to actually speak with ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Tricks Are For Initiates
Greetings ye unwashed masses, tis I, Ulesorin, come once again to the page of your lightning box to translate the most magnificent and complex thoughts into ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Shelf Help
Dearest Readers, There comes a time in every wizard’s life when he feels the weight of the world upon him. When the vast empty tower looming ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Ring in the New Year
Time changes all things. This is a fact irrefutable. It is not the browning of the leaves or the hatching of the salamanders that marks the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Pick a Card, Any Card
Hail to you peasants and pedants, tis I, Ulesorin, returned to you once more in all of my glory. Take a look at the verdant forest ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Animal Magnetism
Greetings feeble whatever-you-are, tis I, Ulesorin the Green returned to you once more with wisdom beyond your mortal ken. You shall all be happy to hear ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Angsty Weightlifters
Greetings to you, pestilent proliferating peasants. It is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to serve you with wisdom once more. Do I do such kindness because ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Monster Mashup
Hearken mere mortals to the words of one so much greater, and infinitely more humble. Tis I, returned to thee once more. Ulesorin the Green, restored ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bite Me
What is a wizard without a tower? Like a hermit crab without a shell, I should say. Lost and devoid of his natural countenance. So how ...
