Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – Animal Magnetism
Greetings feeble whatever-you-are, tis I, Ulesorin the Green returned to you once more with wisdom beyond your mortal ken. You shall all be happy to hear ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Angsty Weightlifters
Greetings to you, pestilent proliferating peasants. It is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to serve you with wisdom once more. Do I do such kindness because ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Monster Mashup
Hearken mere mortals to the words of one so much greater, and infinitely more humble. Tis I, returned to thee once more. Ulesorin the Green, restored ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bite Me
What is a wizard without a tower? Like a hermit crab without a shell, I should say. Lost and devoid of his natural countenance. So how ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Safe Sects
Greetings to you, mistakes of the gods. I am here now to set your minds at ease. Do not fear, do not fret, Ulesorin has arrived ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Fireball Spangled Banner
Greetings to you my dear agonised mortals, it is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to you once more. Returned so that again your consciousnesses might be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Clown Weeps
Cock thy ears to the voice of ancient wisdom. He who has cast mighty dragons down from the sky and made sweet love to them. He ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Zen and the Art of Goblin Maintenance
Hearken now, mere mortals, for these are words scribed by no mere amphibian. Nay, this quill be betwixt the elegant if somewhat wrinkled fingers of Ulesorin ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Eons and Leagles
Ulesorin, here once again, and dictating this message to you from the heart of the dragon/wizard hybrid beast army through my charming daughter-secretary. I have been ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Hex in the Time of Cholera
It is with great sorrow and no small amount of incredulity that I must offer up an apology to you peasants and mortals. It would seem ...
