Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD: Shave Yourself the Trouble
From atop my tower amidst the windswept peaks, I write these words with age-crabbed hands. The knowledge of the ages had been bound within my skull. ... -
Ask the Wizard: Call to Adventure
There is nothing that cannot be bent to the sorcerous will of a great wizard. Not men, not monsters, and not the World-Storm. Through the turning ... -
Ask the Wizard – Crispy Tail
Gaze upon my wisdom and despair, mere mortals, for never shall you see its like again! Think you that you can match ... -
Ask the Wizard – Take it to the Bridge
Thunder rumbles behind the great mountain, and so Ulesorin ascends. Soon the world-storm will come. Soon the barriers between your world and mine shall narrow until ... -
Ask the Wizard – Time Serpent Blues
I have heard your whispering doubts and dubious ruminations through the auspices of the many magics that are at my disposal as the most puissant and ... -
Ask the Wizard – Dryad Oil Salesman
Who is that mysterious robed man riding a giant scorpion up the side of that mountain and defying all natural laws? Who is that intellectual giant ... -
Ask the Wizard – The Cataclysm
As surely as the sun rises in the South I have returned to you, my muddled mortal compatriots. ‘Tis I once more, Ulesorin the Green; wielder ... -
Ask the Wizard – In Defense of Sodden Damsels (Brexit Edition)
Hail and well met, fellow adventurers. Ulesorin the Green returns to you once more with a bounty of wit, a carafe of aged wisdom and a ... -
Ask the Wizard – Kult Kid
From mountaintop high to dungeon deep, my name echoes forth across these blighted lands. Hissed from betwixt the pointed teeth of my foes and sung by ... -
Ask the Wizard – The January Blues
Good morrow to you kindly folk, that walk such feeble mortal lives. I come amongst you as a god, my words wrought in lightning upon these ...
