Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – Fireball Spangled Banner
Greetings to you my dear agonised mortals, it is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to you once more. Returned so that again your consciousnesses might be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Clown Weeps
Cock thy ears to the voice of ancient wisdom. He who has cast mighty dragons down from the sky and made sweet love to them. He ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Zen and the Art of Goblin Maintenance
Hearken now, mere mortals, for these are words scribed by no mere amphibian. Nay, this quill be betwixt the elegant if somewhat wrinkled fingers of Ulesorin ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Eons and Leagles
Ulesorin, here once again, and dictating this message to you from the heart of the dragon/wizard hybrid beast army through my charming daughter-secretary. I have been ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Hex in the Time of Cholera
It is with great sorrow and no small amount of incredulity that I must offer up an apology to you peasants and mortals. It would seem ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: In The Throne Zone
From atop my dragon-bone throne I send you this missive from the world beyond your ken. Did my children object when I demanded that they carve ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: The Long Game
Hearken to my words. Hearken to my glory. The great evil of our times has been defeated. The armies of darkness continue to ask me awkward ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Alone in the Dark
It should come as no surprise to you, my constant companions, that it is a rare thing indeed for Ulesorin the Green to be outwitted. You ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ancient Order of Rodent Brothers
Hearken now to the whispers of Ulesorin the Green, wisest of all wizards. While it may seem at a glance that I am cowering in a ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Goldfish Problem
Hearken now to a wizard, reunited with his lover, the legions of his scaly children and the colour yellow that was once forcibly extracted from his ...
