Ask the Wizard
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ASK THE WIZARD: The Long Game
Hearken to my words. Hearken to my glory. The great evil of our times has been defeated. The armies of darkness continue to ask me awkward ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Alone in the Dark
It should come as no surprise to you, my constant companions, that it is a rare thing indeed for Ulesorin the Green to be outwitted. You ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ancient Order of Rodent Brothers
Hearken now to the whispers of Ulesorin the Green, wisest of all wizards. While it may seem at a glance that I am cowering in a ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Goldfish Problem
Hearken now to a wizard, reunited with his lover, the legions of his scaly children and the colour yellow that was once forcibly extracted from his ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Dungeon Time
The evil has been defeated. A battle the likes of which none shall see in their lifetime. Displays of magic that could strip the sanity from ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Has Bean
Hearken to my words mortals, for they may be my last. The time has finally come for me to confront the great evil of our time. ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Chew It Over
From mountain smote, through the foothills, the wilds and wastes have I travelled. All that I had is left behind, all that was unnecessary, all that ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: A Familiar Question
Look, mere mortals, upon the disaster laid before you. The blighted land where some higher power has reached from the heavens and flicked all of my ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – On-The-Job Training
A cold wind blows through my tower, rattling the grand cobwebs that the giant spiders have constructed and scattering the ashes of my animated furniture further ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Longbeard Wisdom
Ulesorin speaks and men tremble. From beneath my whiskers springs forth the wisdom of ages. I write to you now from the tallest tower on the ...
