Ask the Wizard
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ASK THE WIZARD – The Liar Submits
Hearken to me mortals and recognise that you, with all your faults and incredulously small problems are now my better. It is true, I sit ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Ghosted
Good morrow to you, oh unwashed masses. It is I, Ulesorin the Green, greatest of all wizards, sexiest of all dragon seducers, and most enlightened ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Just Chill Out
Hearken o feeble minded and voluminous masses, Ulesorin returns from his holiday to bring you wisdom of the like that you could never have even ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Chafing Scroll
Hearken mortals, for your better now speaks. Tis’ I, Ulesorin the Green, master of the forbidden art, genius without compare, dweller in the tower of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Permissive Plans
Hearken thee mindless masses of malingering mooks, Ulesorin is returned with wisdom aplenty and contempt in but an approportionate measure. All is still here in the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Crow Job
Welcome, dear friends and dearer strangers to this place of wisdom. I am Ulesorin the Green, a master of the arts of magic, and a legend ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Fresh Start
Foul dregs of humanity, I have returned to you once more to put right a great wrong. And by a great wrong, I of course mean, ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ballad of Karkaras
Hail to you mortals. Ulesorin speaks, and all shall hearken to his wisdom. The season of storm and flame may have consumed last month’s missive, but ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Wizardly Woes
Greetings to you my distant friends. Well, perhaps not friends. Acquaintances? Kobold! Fetch my thesaurus, I need a word for people that you take care of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bringing Hexy Back
Salubrious greetings to you, my friends from another world. This is a truly glorious day, though it may not immediately appear so from your stunted vantage ...
