Tag: Humour
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Ask the Wizard – The January Blues
Good morrow to you kindly folk, that walk such feeble mortal lives. I come amongst you as a god, my words wrought in lightning upon these ... -
The Tournament of Supervillainy by C.T. Phipps (Book Review)
Warning: this review may contain spoilers! “Gary, you’re the Jason Todd of my Bat Team” If this line means anything to you, then Charles Phipps’ Tournament ... -
Ask the Wizard – Cull the Chris Mass
Hearken ye fools, knaves and wanderers upon these lightning-bound shores, for I have returned to thee once more with wisdom without measure and a rash that ... -
Ask the Wizard – The Frogman Brief
For creatures that live such pitifully short lives, isn’t it a wonder that the hours and days between my missives stretch like strange aeons? By my ... -
Ask the Wizard – Tooth or Dare
Hail and well met, you pitiful mayflies. ‘Tis I returned to you once more: The highlight of your pointless lives. The joy of your reading screens. ... -
Ask the Wizard – Ulesorin Eternal
Each turning of your moon I return with the crushing inevitability of the tides to bring you succour from that which ails you. Come one and ... -
Ask the Wizard – Dragon Daddy
Come gather around, people, wherever you roam, press your faces to the glowing rectangle which whispers the secrets of all gathered knowledge into your brain through ... -
Ask the Wizard – A Necromantic Evening
When Ulesorin the Green speaks, the kings of the world cock their ears in anticipation of the floods of wisdom that he spits forth. From betwixt ... -
Ask the Wizard – Legend Lover
Hearken now to the words of wisdom spat forth from amidst the flowing beard of Ulesorin the Green, Agony Ant of the Fantasy Hive and arcane ... -
Ask The Wizard: What is an Agony Ant?
Hearken now to the words of Ulesorin the Green, Master of the Secret Names, Defender of the Twelve Realms of Man, Sage of the Western Wastes, ...
