Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – Shelf Help
Dearest Readers, There comes a time in every wizard’s life when he feels the weight of the world upon him. When the vast empty tower looming ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Ring in the New Year
Time changes all things. This is a fact irrefutable. It is not the browning of the leaves or the hatching of the salamanders that marks the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Pick a Card, Any Card
Hail to you peasants and pedants, tis I, Ulesorin, returned to you once more in all of my glory. Take a look at the verdant forest ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Animal Magnetism
Greetings feeble whatever-you-are, tis I, Ulesorin the Green returned to you once more with wisdom beyond your mortal ken. You shall all be happy to hear ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Angsty Weightlifters
Greetings to you, pestilent proliferating peasants. It is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to serve you with wisdom once more. Do I do such kindness because ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Monster Mashup
Hearken mere mortals to the words of one so much greater, and infinitely more humble. Tis I, returned to thee once more. Ulesorin the Green, restored ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bite Me
What is a wizard without a tower? Like a hermit crab without a shell, I should say. Lost and devoid of his natural countenance. So how ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Safe Sects
Greetings to you, mistakes of the gods. I am here now to set your minds at ease. Do not fear, do not fret, Ulesorin has arrived ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Fireball Spangled Banner
Greetings to you my dear agonised mortals, it is I, Ulesorin the Green, returned to you once more. Returned so that again your consciousnesses might be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Clown Weeps
Cock thy ears to the voice of ancient wisdom. He who has cast mighty dragons down from the sky and made sweet love to them. He ...
