Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – Don’t Have a Cow-Man
Mortal though you be, you shall now receive the wisdom of one so much more. That is right, timorous and incredulous swains, it is I, Ulesorin ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Bestiary with Two Backs
Hearken to my words ye tremulous wretches for I have returned to thee in thy hour of need. Yes, back once more to my tower ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Sabbatical
Dear miscellaneous morons of another world, It is I, Ulesorin the Green. Wizard extraordinaire, romancer of dragons, aunt of agonies. I am returned to you this ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Rapid Fireball Round
Greetings mortals, buffoons, imbeciles, and other miscellaneous denizens of the plane inexplicably named after dirt. Ulesorin the Green returns to you from a far more ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Liar Submits
Hearken to me mortals and recognise that you, with all your faults and incredulously small problems are now my better. It is true, I sit ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Ghosted
Good morrow to you, oh unwashed masses. It is I, Ulesorin the Green, greatest of all wizards, sexiest of all dragon seducers, and most enlightened ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Just Chill Out
Hearken o feeble minded and voluminous masses, Ulesorin returns from his holiday to bring you wisdom of the like that you could never have even ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Chafing Scroll
Hearken mortals, for your better now speaks. Tis’ I, Ulesorin the Green, master of the forbidden art, genius without compare, dweller in the tower of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Permissive Plans
Hearken thee mindless masses of malingering mooks, Ulesorin is returned with wisdom aplenty and contempt in but an approportionate measure. All is still here in the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Crow Job
Welcome, dear friends and dearer strangers to this place of wisdom. I am Ulesorin the Green, a master of the arts of magic, and a legend ...
