Author: G.D. Penman
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ASK THE WIZARD – Permissive Plans
Hearken thee mindless masses of malingering mooks, Ulesorin is returned with wisdom aplenty and contempt in but an approportionate measure. All is still here in the ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Crow Job
Welcome, dear friends and dearer strangers to this place of wisdom. I am Ulesorin the Green, a master of the arts of magic, and a legend ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Fresh Start
Foul dregs of humanity, I have returned to you once more to put right a great wrong. And by a great wrong, I of course mean, ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ballad of Karkaras
Hail to you mortals. Ulesorin speaks, and all shall hearken to his wisdom. The season of storm and flame may have consumed last month’s missive, but ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Wizardly Woes
Greetings to you my distant friends. Well, perhaps not friends. Acquaintances? Kobold! Fetch my thesaurus, I need a word for people that you take care of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bringing Hexy Back
Salubrious greetings to you, my friends from another world. This is a truly glorious day, though it may not immediately appear so from your stunted vantage ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Party Most Foul
Greetings to you, all ye future corpses. Tis I, Ulesorin the Green, master of three out of the four winds, undisputed champion of the arcane – ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – How To Make Pets And Influence People
Greetings to you, beleaguered mortals. Ulesorin has once more returned to aid you in your struggles against the pitiful things that your kind consider to be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Goblin Rage in the Nightmare Realm
Greetings one and all, Ulesorin here, your most favourite wizard. If you consider that I’m the only wizard that has ever deigned to actually speak with ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Tricks Are For Initiates
Greetings ye unwashed masses, tis I, Ulesorin, come once again to the page of your lightning box to translate the most magnificent and complex thoughts into ...
