Ask the Wizard
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Ask the Wizard – Dragon Daddy
Come gather around, people, wherever you roam, press your faces to the glowing rectangle which whispers the secrets of all gathered knowledge into your brain through ... -
Ask the Wizard – Soul Man
Raise thy ears up above the level of the torpid mud of reality and fill them with the sweet harmonies of my wisdom. It is I, ... -
Ask the Wizard – Don’t Give Demons Handies
Lo, I have returned to you tender mortal folk to unveil my great wisdom to the benefit of all. It is I, Ulesorin the Green. He ... -
Ask the Wizard – Someone Needs a Kvothe Drop
Ulesorin the Green speaks. Hearken to his words. Each erudite sentence has been hard won, dredged from the endless morass of a dozen lifetimes of experience. ... -
Ask the Wizard – A Necromantic Evening
When Ulesorin the Green speaks, the kings of the world cock their ears in anticipation of the floods of wisdom that he spits forth. From betwixt ... -
Ask the Wizard – Legend Lover
Hearken now to the words of wisdom spat forth from amidst the flowing beard of Ulesorin the Green, Agony Ant of the Fantasy Hive and arcane ... -
Ask The Wizard: What is an Agony Ant?
Hearken now to the words of Ulesorin the Green, Master of the Secret Names, Defender of the Twelve Realms of Man, Sage of the Western Wastes, ...
