Tag: Advice
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ASK THE WIZARD – The Goldfish Problem
Hearken now to a wizard, reunited with his lover, the legions of his scaly children and the colour yellow that was once forcibly extracted from his ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: A Familiar Question
Look, mere mortals, upon the disaster laid before you. The blighted land where some higher power has reached from the heavens and flicked all of my ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Longbeard Wisdom
Ulesorin speaks and men tremble. From beneath my whiskers springs forth the wisdom of ages. I write to you now from the tallest tower on the ... -
5 Tips for Indie Authors (Guest Post by Michael R. Miller)
Michael Miller is the author of Battle Spire and the Dragon’s Blade trilogy. Since 2015 he has sold over 80,000 books and hit numerous Amazon bestselling charts, ... -
Ask the Wizard – Time Serpent Blues
I have heard your whispering doubts and dubious ruminations through the auspices of the many magics that are at my disposal as the most puissant and ... -
Ask the Wizard – In Defense of Sodden Damsels (Brexit Edition)
Hail and well met, fellow adventurers. Ulesorin the Green returns to you once more with a bounty of wit, a carafe of aged wisdom and a ... -
Ask the Wizard – Kult Kid
From mountaintop high to dungeon deep, my name echoes forth across these blighted lands. Hissed from betwixt the pointed teeth of my foes and sung by ... -
Ask the Wizard – The January Blues
Good morrow to you kindly folk, that walk such feeble mortal lives. I come amongst you as a god, my words wrought in lightning upon these ... -
Ask the Wizard – Cull the Chris Mass
Hearken ye fools, knaves and wanderers upon these lightning-bound shores, for I have returned to thee once more with wisdom without measure and a rash that ... -
Ask the Wizard – The Frogman Brief
For creatures that live such pitifully short lives, isn’t it a wonder that the hours and days between my missives stretch like strange aeons? By my ...
