Tag: Ulesorin
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ASK THE WIZARD – Don’t Have a Cow-Man
Mortal though you be, you shall now receive the wisdom of one so much more. That is right, timorous and incredulous swains, it is I, Ulesorin ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Rapid Fireball Round
Greetings mortals, buffoons, imbeciles, and other miscellaneous denizens of the plane inexplicably named after dirt. Ulesorin the Green returns to you from a far more ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Just Chill Out
Hearken o feeble minded and voluminous masses, Ulesorin returns from his holiday to bring you wisdom of the like that you could never have even ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Chafing Scroll
Hearken mortals, for your better now speaks. Tis’ I, Ulesorin the Green, master of the forbidden art, genius without compare, dweller in the tower of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Fresh Start
Foul dregs of humanity, I have returned to you once more to put right a great wrong. And by a great wrong, I of course mean, ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ballad of Karkaras
Hail to you mortals. Ulesorin speaks, and all shall hearken to his wisdom. The season of storm and flame may have consumed last month’s missive, but ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Wizardly Woes
Greetings to you my distant friends. Well, perhaps not friends. Acquaintances? Kobold! Fetch my thesaurus, I need a word for people that you take care of ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Bringing Hexy Back
Salubrious greetings to you, my friends from another world. This is a truly glorious day, though it may not immediately appear so from your stunted vantage ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – How To Make Pets And Influence People
Greetings to you, beleaguered mortals. Ulesorin has once more returned to aid you in your struggles against the pitiful things that your kind consider to be ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – Goblin Rage in the Nightmare Realm
Greetings one and all, Ulesorin here, your most favourite wizard. If you consider that I’m the only wizard that has ever deigned to actually speak with ...
