Tag: Humour
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ASK THE WIZARD: In The Throne Zone
From atop my dragon-bone throne I send you this missive from the world beyond your ken. Did my children object when I demanded that they carve ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: The Long Game
Hearken to my words. Hearken to my glory. The great evil of our times has been defeated. The armies of darkness continue to ask me awkward ... -
HOW TO RULE AN EMPIRE AND GET AWAY WITH IT by K. J. Parker – Book Review
This is the history of how the City was saved, by Notker the professional liar, written down because eventually the truth always seeps through. The City ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Alone in the Dark
It should come as no surprise to you, my constant companions, that it is a rare thing indeed for Ulesorin the Green to be outwitted. You ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Ancient Order of Rodent Brothers
Hearken now to the whispers of Ulesorin the Green, wisest of all wizards. While it may seem at a glance that I am cowering in a ... -
LINGERIA: BOOK ONE OF ONE by Daniel Kozuh (Book Review)
Lingeria: Book One of One by Daniel Kozuh is the story of Norman Halliday, author of the Lingeria series of fantasy novels. Norman hates himself and ... -
ASK THE WIZARD – The Goldfish Problem
Hearken now to a wizard, reunited with his lover, the legions of his scaly children and the colour yellow that was once forcibly extracted from his ... -
ASK THE WIZARD: Shave Yourself the Trouble
From atop my tower amidst the windswept peaks, I write these words with age-crabbed hands. The knowledge of the ages had been bound within my skull. ... -
Ask the Wizard: Call to Adventure
There is nothing that cannot be bent to the sorcerous will of a great wizard. Not men, not monsters, and not the World-Storm. Through the turning ... -
Ask the Wizard – Crispy Tail
Gaze upon my wisdom and despair, mere mortals, for never shall you see its like again! Think you that you can match ...
